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Tracy Kiss – Single Vegan Mother Of Two
The mum-of-two who lives in Buckinghamshire starts her normal day with a smoothie. Made of bananas seeds, almond milk and – the best beauty-efficient ingredient – sperm! Tracy Kiss is 31 has been, for two years, fighting her rosacea, which is a skin condition that causes redness primarily on the face. Following the advice of her beautician, she has been making a facial cream of egg white, lavender oil, and sperm.
What Ms. Kiss Says About The Whole Ordeal
“I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood improved,” said Ms. Kiss. “People are so weird about sperm when in actual fact a teaspoon is filled amazing goodness.” Since she is single, Ms. Kiss has her friend give her his sperm. “My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.”
This Takes ‘What Are Friends For’ To A Whole New Level…
“I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check. Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating. If he’s been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat. Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste better, but I’ll happily take it straight off a spoon usually,” she told The Sun.
“When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself. But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed, after all, he has a regular supply at hand,” Miss Kiss said when asked how her friend reacted.
Not Only Is It Supposedly Helping Her Skin, But Also Her Immune System…
Miss Kiss swears that she hasn’t gotten sick at any point since she started drinking the sperm. That was roughly four years ago. However, Dr. Carol Cooper with The Sun said: “There’s no scientific evidence whatsoever that drinking sperm will stop the flu. Plus, depending on where the semen comes from, you could be at risk of catching viruses including HIV and Ziku.
Semen does contain a lot of zinc compared to other bodily fluids. But not in comparison to a vitamin tablet or food. There is absolutely no nutritional value to semen. A better way for vegans to get extra protein would be through foods like nuts.”
Miss Kiss has a youtube channel. heTracyKiss, which she posted the video – you can see for yourself how her sperm facial works. Who knows, you may just decide that’s what you need!