Now get your minds out of the gutter, people! These are sandcastle shoes, not penis branch shoes. Geez. Not that this makes them any less weird, mind you. Igor Dewe, French designer and performer (with a degree in fashion design & pattern drafting, no less) surely has a knack for originality. I’d have never come up with sandcastle tower erection heels all by my lonesome. Well, not sober, anyhow. Maybe it’s just me, but these kind of look like a perverted version of Alexander McQueen’s Armadillo platforms. With hairy legs.
So Lady Gaga wore some interesting shoes at her American Idol appearance. Censored (but of course!), the penis is apparently all the rage where shoes are concerned. Maybe this will start a dildo fashion trend? One question I must ask – are the heels detachable? Just sayin’…
“Miao” by Kobi Levi.
Shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood inspired by “Alice in Wonderland.”
Who’d have thought? Lego stilettos! British artist & contemporary product design visionary, Finn Stone, created these play shoes, although be careful if you’re going to wear them, as you’ll surely have children (and probably a plethora of adults!) at your feet.
You can feel like a real cougar with these exclusive leopard 8-inch high heel shoes.
Sure Leia wore boots not heels, but if you ladies want to attract your own Han, you might just need to wear pumps here and there. Of course, if you’re trying to attract the kind of guys who would actually appreciate some sweet Star Wars shoes, then you probably don’t need to worry about that sort of thing quite as much.
Crazy Marihuana shoes.
Geekiest shoes ever.
We can always count on Lady Gaga to give us something to talk about. Check out these clumsy boots, wrapped in the meat industry. Nasty, but oh so interesting!
Good luck trying to walk with a pair of these. Created by Guo Pei – a chinese haute couture designer dubbed ‘Alexander Mcqueen of China’ (Thanks, Joanne).
Amazing blonde singer shoes.