- He better stock up on beans.
Malaria is a very serious tropical disease that spreads life-threating parasites. It kills more than 445,000 people a year. So wouldn’t you want a way to protect you and others from it? Joe Rwamirama was allegedly born in such a way.
48-year-old Joe Rwamirama of Kampala, Uganda, Africa can naturally release a toxin deadly to insects. Through his farts. Mr. Rwamirama says that scientists have launched a study into the chemical properties of his… unique toxin. He says that no one in his home village has ever contracted malaria because of his ‘powers’ to knock out insects in a more than six-mile radius.
Talk About Mosquito Repellent!
James Yoweri, one of the village barbers, said: “He (Mr. Rwamirama) is known all over the city as the man who can kill mosquitoes with his farts. When Joe is around we all know that mosquitoes will vanish. He is respectful of people around him and will only fart when there are mosquitoes around which bring malaria. His farts get rid of this disease.”
In The Chief’s Own Words
A local chief said that he took Mr. Rwamirama in when he was a child. He brought him to live with him during the malaria season and claims no one nearby caught malaria. “I heard about Joe’s gift and I took him in to help mop out the mosquitoes infesting our surroundings. He respectfully drops these bloomers and it helped eradicate the insects. He does his thing and they drop, like flies.”
He Doesn’t Even Understand Why Himself
“I smell like a normal man and I bathe daily and my farts are just like everyone else, they are only dangerous to small insects and especially mosquitoes.” Well, that’s good! Wouldn’t want people dying when he farted! “Imagine buying a Raid can with my face on it!” said Mr. Rwamirama about his marketing dreams. There are claims that Mr. Rwamirama’s gas has evolved to combat malaria, though there hasn’t been any proof presented to support them. Could this be a big break?