By Donna Gutierrez
1How To Cure Bad Breath
Seriously?! Mint gum would be a more suitable hint.
2Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
The #1 After-genital contact hand sanitizer.
Must be the last thing you expected on your birthday…
3Armpit Hair Shirt
When you work so hard to eliminate that hair, who would want this shirt?
4Happy Birthday Toilet Paper
So that you’ll be reminded of your birthday even in the toilet.
5A book about your poo
The surprise of all surprises on your birthday!!
When everybody else is avoiding it, you have a huge one hanging on your back?
Talk about complete mockery…
8A Memo Pad with insults
An insult a day keeps the good vibes away… It’s a memo pad, too!!
9Emergency Inflatable Brain
We all forget to use our “brains” at some time in our life… or “loose” our brains, so we have the perfect solution. The inflatable brain will allow you to quickly get your brain back in any emergency. Funny gift for that person to seems to always forget their brain!
10Grow a boyfriend/girlfriend
Not a really good idea for someone who’s never been in a relationship.
11The Swearing Finger
Nothing beats a swearing finger wrapped in fancy paper.
12Polly the insulting parrot
Polly is one dirty little bird. Polly looks innocent enough sitting on his little perch, but when Polly detects motion, he lets the expletives fly in a fun parrot voice!