If advertisers were honest, they’d create ads like these that say exactly what we all know is true!
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1Red Bull
See also: Liquid Crack.
2Coors Light
We’re not willing to test this theory….
3Proactiv
Ouch!
4V8
Vitamin V is a healthy part of every diet, right? Guys? Right?
5Gibson
Well, chicks do dig musicians….
6Tampax
Don’t make her angry during that time of the month. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.
7iPhone
iBroke.
8Starbucks
Make mine a double.
9Aston Martin
Allegedly!
10McDonald's
Om nom nom nom
11Durex Condoms
Beats a Ziplock baggie, but just barely.
12Rice Crispies
Oops, too late! It’s soggy now.
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