10 Totally Rude Christmas Items

The holidays are such a beautiful time of year… unless you decide to take the low road! All of the following ten items are sure to make people do a double-take, but what they lack in class they make up with humor!

1Farting Santa

Apparently all those milk and cookies left Santa feeling a little gassy.


2Raunchy Wrapping Paper

Looks normal on the outside, but is slightly dirty on the inside. Just like us!


3Humping Reindeer

R-rated reindeer demonstrate how new reindeer are made!


4Merry F*cking Christmas Wrapping Paper

Perfect for your mother-in-law’s gift!


5Big Cane Stocking

For those with impressive North Poles?

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6Brutally-honest Christmas card

It’s funny because it’s true!

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7STD Santa Pillow

Bad Santa!

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8Christmas Buck Figurine

A Christmas buck? More like a Christmas stud!


9Peeing Santa

When a guy’s gotta go, a guy’s gotta go!


10"Ugly People" Ornament

It may be true… but it’s not nice!


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