10 Coolest Bathroom Accessories

For some, the bathroom is a relaxing getaway, for others it’s a necessary evil. No matter how you look at it, this ten bathroom gadgets you can actually buy online will make your experience more productive, entertaining, and probably less stinky.

1Nose Gel Dispenser

What better way to do so than to squirt this extremely gross looking green nose gel out of the nostril of this nose? Simply push on the right nostril of the Nose Gel Dispenser ($17.99) and your green gel will ooze right out.
Kids will love it, your hubby will find it hilarious and the best part is that everyone will enjoy getting clean.


2Waterproof Notepad

We all know the frustration of having an incredible idea hit you in the shower only to have it slip away before you could write it down. Now you can jot down those ideas with the AquaNotes Waterproof Notepad ($9.48). The waterproof pad features 40 perforated sheets so you can take your ideas, lists, and plans for fixing the government wherever you go.


3LED Heat-Sensitive Shower Light

With the LED Heat-Sensitive Shower Light ($30.84) you’ll never jump in a cold shower again. Turn the water on and a flood of blue light shines down through the shower stream. Cool, blue and refreshing. When the water gets hot at 89 degrees F. the color changes to red, alerting you that the water is getting hot. Not only useful, it’s also pretty cool!


4iPOD Stereo Dock and Toilet Paper Holder

The iPod has taken over our lives and now the sanctuary of the bathroom is no longer safe. The iCarta iPOD Toilet Paper Holder ($29.99) is a moisture resistant iPod dock, charger, and player, that transforms into a toilet tissue dispenser. You can rock out (or sit) to your latest MP3s and it’s far less expensive than those $1000++ high-tech, integrated toilets.


5Shower Sponge Microphone

If I could find a way to get Paula Abdul into my bathroom, I think I’d have a shot at becoming the next American Idol. My voice sounds great in the shower, and Paula would be swept off her feet. Sadly, once outside the bathroom, I do not sound nearly as good… and Paula will probably be calling the cops, anyway. If you enjoy singing in the shower, or know some who does, then the Shower Sponge Microphone ($7.49) is the perfect accessory. It’s a high-quality sponge shaped like a singer’s microphone. So, in between scrubs, you can lift the microphone to your mouth and sing your heart out.


6Toilet Seat Heater

There’s no reason to ever be chilled on a cold toilet seat again, you can leave this Toilet Seat Heater ($39.95) on all of the time for pennies a day, so you’ll never have to “go” without it.


7Toothpaste Dispenser

I have just as much trouble as the next guy with messy toothpaste caps, but I haven’t hit the level of frustration as those who go out and get the Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser ($12.95). Sure it’s cool that there is a toothpaste dispenser pump hanging in your bathroom and you no longer have to mess with the tube, but come on. You gotta love the 21st century and its time saving technologies!


8Goatee Saver

You might think the Goatee Saver ($19.99) is a joke, but it actually works pretty well for maintaining the shape of your goatee, and it can be customized to your face in a few seconds.


9Butt / Face Towel

Never again will you have to wonder if the part of the towel you’re rubbing all over your face to dry off was just drying your cheeks; the Butt / Face Towel ($12.29) ends any possible confusion about which side to use.


10Blood Bath Shower Curtain

You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights – a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there’s no way you’re going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Blood Bath Shower Curtain ($18.46), you’re now fully awake, and it’s time to get ready for work. Of course the curtain is completely practical – you can use it to keep the water in your shower, but that’s not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights.


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